So the other day I worked out Michael Jackson’s problem. It was so achingly obvious I don’t know why nobody pointed it out before or maybe they did and I didn’t listen.
When he was younger and singing with the Jackson Five he was the lead singer and therefore the main money maker. Everybody has heard about his mean father. Well, he preserved Jacko’s famous high pitched voice by chopping his balls and therefore he never reached puberty. I don’t know what the medical term is for that but you know what I mean.
In the past they used to do this to choir boys so that they would never lose their perfect voice by it breaking at puberty.
Think about it. How many times did he show off his perfectly smooth chest without a inch of hair on it? His voice never changed through the years and it took until he was in his forties to start developing stubble. He could never have children (it has come out in the news that his ‘kids’ weren’t actually his). His marriages lasted a very short period. He loved playing with kids BECAUSE HE STILL WAS ONE.
I was right into his music when I was younger but for a long while listening to his music was totally uncool. At least in death he will be at piece and suddenly everybody loves his music again which is great.
His father created the ultimate pop icon for the world to enjoy but did he destroy a life at the same time?
